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Tripod Statement

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."
by Wee Knees June 14, 2019
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Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates
Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,
by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013
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was not intended to be a factual statement

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011
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bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
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Truest Statement Ever

One can not simply drift into Mordor.
To say that "One can not simply drift into Mordor" is the truest statement ever.
by Phenin August 26, 2006
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artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.
That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
by punkrawkz7 May 23, 2012
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trump statement

To make a statement with no evidence to backup your claim and then ignore requests for evidence until it goes away. Also allows an option if caught out, to pretend you never said it. If evidence is produced, ignore it until it goes away.
(Man 1) Global warming is cased by dolphins. (Man 2) That sounds like a trump statement... what proof do you have? (Man 1) What are you talking about? (Man 2) You just said global warming is caused by dolphins? (Man 1) I never said that. I would never say that.
by Just another pleb June 17, 2018
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