stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

stalley

a beautiful beasty spanish creature, telopathic

the stalley can read minds

by espanalover April 8, 2011

Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

scalled

Leu's weird way of saying it's called.

scalled doing what i want.

by ArousedPanda May 12, 2016

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

stallidis

-Being on social media sites when you have homework due the next day -completely stalling on homework -not being able to focus on homework

how did i get here, im stallidis

by mellie_cutie_ February 9, 2015

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016