A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.
by 100% He April 2, 2023
Get the Aiden "Squire" Roddnismug. A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
Get the Jack-off Squiremug. A little bitch, and in often circumstances a pussy. He cries about his knee or the fact society cant accept his gayness.
"your such a squire, grow a pair"
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
Get the squiremug. 
1. A low budget person who is basic.
2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024
Get the Squire levelmug. I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!
by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012
Get the purse squiremug. A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling
Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.
Person- ughhh….?
Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.
Person- ughhh….?
Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!
by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021
Get the Squire-leemug.