A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.
by 100% He April 2, 2023
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I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
Get the Jack-off Squire mug.Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015
Get the Sibling squiring mug.An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.
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Get the Country Squire Lakes mug.A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.
A rare breed of cat leftover from
A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020
Get the Pinky Squire mug.When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
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