slam

A massive shit, often smellier, messier, and more painful than normal. Yet, very rewarding once finished.

I just took a crazy slam. Anyone want a sandwich?

by hopcop May 11, 2006

Slam

Slam. To Slam. Slammed.
1) To annihilate someone so badly in an argument to the point that they can't recover.
2) To beat someone down. (Usually involved in which the victim gets beat senseless.)

Bro 1: Bro! did you see Porter get slammed in that bar fight?!
Bro 2: Fuck yeah! I told Porter not to get in a fight with that dude.
Bro 1: And he did it anyways. What a Porter move.

See "Porter"

by I'mThatGuy February 15, 2014

Slam

The act of someone getting "slammed" with insults, the witness of the insult shouts "SLAM!" and backhands his palm.

Joey: Yeah joe, just like your mutha'.

Joe: (Joe Got Slammed, looks sad)

George: "SLAM!" (Backhands his palm)

by Douche'miester March 25, 2009

slam

to be ugly

eww that bitch was slam!

by Shondra Stevens August 20, 2011

Slam

A ridiculously intense poop session.

Dude, don't go in there! I just took a hardcore slam!

by Anthony Bradley April 12, 2011

slam

to tune cars, particulary used for foreign cars.

"he slamed his civic good, ants have to duck when he rolls by?"

"i love my car, i just need to slam to the ground, then its perfect"

by Fabstar October 5, 2005

slam

really; very; highly; abnormally high

Boy 1: yea, i met ol girl at the club last night.
Boy 2: oh yea so how yall hit it off?
Boy 1: talk about hittin it off, i took her back home she a SLAM freak

by Losooo February 8, 2008