skip

v.
1. To hop with one leg foreward, alternating the foreward leg between hops.
2. To be a pervert, to become one, or to make something perverted.
3. To ditch, leave, or flee from.

n.
1. A pervert.
2. A perverted act, jesture, or verbaige
3. A derogatory term for a person of Anglo-Australian decent.

V.
1. "I skipped around the block!"
2. "Dude! Don't skip what I say!"
3. "I skipped science yesterday, and my mom grounded me for a week!"

N.
1. "Ugh! John is such a skip!"
2. "Dude, did she just skip you?"
3. "Don't talk to me, you fuckin' poofta skip!"

by Kelly "Mitsune" August 29, 2008

Skip

Fat, racist, ugly, sad, Jeremy Spake lookalike who likes to groom young girls.

You spend 24 hours a day on a forum? That is so Skip.

by Villain January 25, 2005

skip

Twat who posts on F365 and runs his own posse which consists of himself and the Bristol Chav Jonathan.

You are a right Skip.

by Keano's January 25, 2005

skip

a word to use whenever you fucking feel like it.

"Go skip yourself," or "that's so skip," or "he beat the skip out of her," or "did you see that dude, he is soo skip," or "skiiiiiiip."

by bryan skippers June 13, 2017

skip

N.
A person of ambiguous sexuality.

Trent might be a skip because I've never seen him in a relationship.

by acets December 26, 2011

skip

Ballymena slang for sex.

i'd skip her

by gordieb November 21, 2003

skip

skip is a fake police officer at rhs. he's kid of like pinocchio because he wishes he was a real cop.

-skip says we can't cut today.
-ok, let's go.

by godisme August 16, 2004