septic shock

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole

you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie

by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021

suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug

I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008