SCHPLATT

verb: to cum, ejaculate, jizz blow ur load

Guy: i schplatted all over your mothers face last night

Ask ur wife if she managed to clean all that schplatt i left on her sofe

I schplatted all over ur homework bitch

by demonbob1 February 16, 2009

schploogie

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)

My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.

by harrison October 1, 2003

Schplock

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

by Sam()() January 30, 2008

Schploot

When during anal sex you pull out, the sound of the anus (re)puckering. Also called "Starfish splash"

You could hear "schploot" when I pulled my dick out of his ass.

by Scottyknowsbest August 20, 2008

schplorf

meaning everyones favourite retard

yeah man thats schplorf

by schplorf March 27, 2019

Schplooble

a word created by pure random-ness, in a time of extreme boredom. It can mean quite a few different things, depending upon the context of the conversation...

"what the Schplooble are you on about?"
"stop being a stupid schplooble"

by Laura The Schutt Nutt September 1, 2004

scupleberry

1)a berry that tastes very good
2)fruity

tom stop acting like a scupleberry. My mom gave me a scupleberry.

by TheCookieSniper April 17, 2007