Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Rock Paper Scissors by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock by thesquidge July 19, 2009

head scissors 

A wrestling hold in which the woman clasps her opponent's head between her legs, face-to-bottom and squeezes their head to punish their opponent or force a submission.

She punished her opponent with a powerful head scissors

head scissors by Adam11 September 4, 2006

eat pizza with scissors 

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

eat pizza with scissors by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

paper rock scissors 

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.

You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.

paper rock scissors by Luridforest June 16, 2017

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors 

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

poop scissors 

Much like but not to be confused with a form of spacedocking. when two homosexual men lay in a position similar to women having scissor sex and attempt to release feces,(turdildo) and direct it into the others anus.

Hey Eric!, last weekend when we did that poop scissors we made a huge mess in my truck..

poop scissors by deevon the dude January 14, 2011