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#CPO S H I F T Y

The Best Discord Packer to Ever Exist. His jokes are exquisite and he should be HOF. His whole clan is so good and so HOF. Shifty is better than Qesper, Surrski, and all them other bitch ass niggas.
#CPO S H I F T Y IS SO GOATED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE SHOULD BE HALL OF FAME QESPER K
by butt ass naked jr February 8, 2025
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s o i l

"DON’T YOU DARE STEP FOOT ON OUR AMERICAN SOIL" -albert 2020
S O I L
C O M M U N I S T S O I L
by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020
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Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off
-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t
by WonderBread421 October 2, 2020
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I N T E R E S T I N G

writing a sonata in under a minute with 4 notes...
Ben Lee had a very I N T E R E S T I N G violin
by Anidude June 26, 2025
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S I On

Pronunciation: /ˌɛs.aɪ.ˈɒn/

Used to emphasise that a statement is serious and not made in jest; a stronger form of promise or assurance, typically employed when ordinary affirmations such as “I swear” or “I promise” might be doubted.

Blend of “Seriously on”, developed as a convention for distinguishing genuine statements from jokes.
“You actually got the job?”

Yes, S I On, I did!”
by Viper2025 August 27, 2025
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S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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