Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick

Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way

Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding

by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022

D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

by Literallynoideadude September 22, 2023

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

dick riding fallacy

Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy

“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious

“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

Dick riding

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.

this nigga Dick riding his hater

by Nthics April 29, 2024