RICERS

Young punks that dress themselves, and their cars, for 9 second runs down the quarter mile when in reality they can't break out of the 17's!
Look at that ricer driving around in his honda civic with a performance muffler.
by Sy October 12, 2003
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Ricer

Someone who buys for looks for their car rather than for performance.
Person 1: Hey look at that pimped out car!
Person 2: It's a ricer. Theres nothing under the hood.
Person 1: But look at the paint job, body kit, and spoiler!
Person 2: Exactly.
by pencil racer October 30, 2008
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Ricer

A car driven by a person who has modified every aspect of the car except the engine. A ricer might have more exhaust decibels than horsepower. A ricer might have a car that
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Ricer

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by
That is not a sports car, damn ricers!
by James October 20, 2003
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A Ricer:
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.
How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.

This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.

They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!

I think that sums it up...
by Ibsn87 December 28, 2005
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RICERS

Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not
Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!
by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003
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ricer

No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.
by stiffshifter February 19, 2010
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