Wii Remote Strap

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

third-cousin-11X-removed

Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).

My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.

A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!

by Over Roger January 8, 2009

Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.

- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...

by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008

remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

by Alexius November 6, 2003

remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.

Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.

by TheBigLime April 29, 2006

remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014