Someone who is 400 pounds with literally Dr Pepper flowing through their vains. Be careful bringing up women because he has never touched a women besides his mom when she wipes his ass because he physically can’t reach behind him. Hobbies include buying people food so they’ll hang out with him and buying knives that have no value because they’re all the same
Anyone: Hey Brioche!
Reece : Fuck Off, il kill u
Girls sitting in a table nearby: (looks at brioche)
Reece : (Sees they are looking) Ooh They are well fit mate, I’d shag.
Girls sitting in nearby table: Hey brioche hahahaha Reece: fml