Reckon

An elite group of white folks at the cheesecake factory.

Ronny is a reckon, he likes his food reckon style (no seasoning).

by Bone Monster January 23, 2019

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021

don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 1, 2021

Reckon

there is a god that no one on the internet knows about, reckon is a god that only wants to rid the world of all filth and is a god of void. He is misunderstood by his horrific body and if you see him in this form you will go insane or even die, he is very similar to cthulhu aswell.

"do you know about reckon?"
"make sense for once, its a word idiot not a god"
"im not saying he is real it is just a cool concept but he could be real!"
"just stop talking about it and sit down"

by pure will see what hides September 28, 2022

Day of the Anime reckoning

23rd of December - the day when you can clown on Discord Server moderators/owners with anime for no reason and they can't fire back.

"Oh boy, it's the Day of the Anime reckoning!"
"Wait, what-"
"Time to clown on the owners!"

by SianSan December 23, 2020

Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.

*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann July 9, 2025

reckoning-ism

Reckoning-ism is a turm now used by 187 empire pretty much meaning the same as reckoning just with by all necessary means / collateral damage one who does not give a fuck except for what the revenge-ism is about with no mercy at all

Well it's time it's not just revenge-ism his seeking it's more reckoning-ism I would want revenge-ism to if it was done to me

by k187c November 1, 2023