by The Goat Lord May 17, 2018

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

by aldar joint real estate. November 6, 2015

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.
YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate
YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate
Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
by AppleSauce21 January 8, 2019

by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
