Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
Get the X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblingsmug. Slang for a type of involuntary celibate archetype typically found on incel forums and discord servers named after an old user, either East African, Middle Eastern, South Indian or Near Eastern, "Brown" , very loud, drug addicted and goes on multiparagraph tirades against other users over minor infractures, posts personal information about other users, blackmails, ban evades, is generally very toxic and abrasive.
by Legoat's Uncle April 10, 2025
Get the Ramble Onmug. Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"
by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018
Get the Ramble like a dentistmug. Rambling is a form of walking that generally takes place in the countryside. As it requires nothing more strenuous than walking, rambling is one of the simplest forms of exercise, and one of the best for leisurely drinking.
Miles thought he'd have a jolly good time rambling through the Mark Twain National Forest, but after a few too many sips of his trusty flask, he ended up completely knackered and stumbling around like a right plonker.
He eventually stumbled upon a group of friendly squirrels who offered to guide him back to civilization. But as they led him along the path, Miles couldn't help but wonder if they were secretly laughing at his drunken antics.
In the end, Miles learned his lesson and vowed to stick to tea and biscuits on his next ramble.
He eventually stumbled upon a group of friendly squirrels who offered to guide him back to civilization. But as they led him along the path, Miles couldn't help but wonder if they were secretly laughing at his drunken antics.
In the end, Miles learned his lesson and vowed to stick to tea and biscuits on his next ramble.
by randybadger March 18, 2023
Get the Ramblingmug. A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
Get the Bum Ramblemug. by Zzzxcv July 13, 2025
Get the Ramblingmug. A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
by DeSoLu December 9, 2024
Get the Rambling Assholemug.