When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.
Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?
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A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
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Get the Raccoon mug.Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.
I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.
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Get the Dirty Raccoon mug.This mythical creature was originally a half breed of a unicorn and a racoon and bread for its mystical powers and fantastic climbing ablilities.Originally found in a land called Qualicum beach by a young geographer named Patrick Hooney,this creature has a horn that sticks from the middle of its head and a white tuft of hair in the middle of its chest.
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