Jesse Meadows put his little winkie in a nasty bloody vagina.
Meadows totally red winged that chick.
Meadows totally red winged that chick.
by suckonmy February 10, 2006
The act of pulling a tampon out of a menstruating vagina by the string using only your teeth. Once the tampon is out of the vagina you then shake your head left and right quickly (as if shaking your head "No") allowing the tampon to smake your cheeks, thus leaving "Red Wings" on your face.
by talee July 16, 2007
Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.
After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.
by Doctor_Joystick March 08, 2013
Performing oral sex on a girl when she is on her period, and she urinates into your mouth at the same time.
Callie : "Has Miguel earned his golden red wings yet?"
Shawna : "Not yet. I keep having asparagus for dinner."
Shawna : "Not yet. I keep having asparagus for dinner."
by S+abby February 01, 2010
Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
by The_Reverend July 18, 2006
Refer to the blood spatters on your cheeks after pulling a bloody tampon out with your teeth and shaking your head from side-to-side like a dog.
by Jonathan Caine November 17, 2009
An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports
1) Hey did the red wings win last night?? I heard theyre one of the best hockey teams ever
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,
Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,
Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports
by SomeKidFromMichigan February 14, 2017