by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016
When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you. Face it, you're feeling desperate.
"Damn fool, my girl just broke up with me and I got a mad case of rebound goggles! I'm dating this 300 pound fat bitch!"
"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"
"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"
by Todja June 09, 2005
The week a woman must stay single in public after a rebound to avoid being called a "whore" or a "slut"
Lisa broke up with Ben and started hooking up with Jack 10 minutes later. People claim that she is a whore because she didn't wait out the rebound week, but she claims that she and Jack are just friends with benefits.
by Jack Franzen January 11, 2009
puck that is deflected by a goalie in hockey and ricocheted to open ice; made popular by famed hockey announcer Jack Edwards.
by murph4 May 18, 2011
The act of having a casual hookup or fling with a person of a foreign nationality after your native ex dumps you. Some people will go as far as leaving their country of origin for a Russian rebound.
by Triple Banana July 03, 2018
The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
Me: "How'd that date go last night?"
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022
by SirViki September 20, 2017