prostitute mortician

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

Prostitutey

Adj. The act of portraying oneself with the characteristics of a prostitute. The characteristics of a prostitute include getting paid for sexual activities such as oral, anal, or intercourse. Payments can consist of cash, items of value, or job opportunities.

My sister was acting all Prostitutey when she propositioned the police officer for a handjob.

by Rosariog December 7, 2011

proximate

prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.

Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.

by Len Bakerloo December 22, 2018

passive prostitute

A female you date for a extended period of time without having sex but when sex is had she ask for rent or car note to be paid

Robert was asked to pay Karens rent after dating her for 6 months after first time sex.....Robert got played by a passive prostitute....

by oilmane2 April 20, 2014

Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 27, 2017

Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by anonymous April 25, 2017

prostitute

Description: fuck 4 cash

Xample: who needs 1???????????

by Anonimous January 28, 2003