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internet points

The "points" on reddit.com, also known as upvotes and downvotes.
Every post on reddit.com gets "internet points."
by Benedict Cumberbatch October 22, 2013
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experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up
187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."
by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004
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talking points

Political and Moral sign posts for the walking dead.
1) I tried to reason with my mother but it seemed her entire vocabulary had been reduced to a few trite talking points she had heard from the Bills (O'Reilly and Crystal). I had learned to aim for the head when shooting zombies, and now was no time for mistakes.
2) The make-up man did a remarkable job of hiding the bite wounds on the president, but that odd speech rhytm and blathering talking points were a dead give-away. The camera hid the mangled hand, but you could see the rotting flesh on the live feed.
by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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JSA Points Game

Otherwise known as the Elistist game, the goal of the JSA points game is to hook up with people at conferences to score points. The higher position someone holds, the more points they are worth. (Founded in the ORV)
Dude, I just hooked up with the PNW governer for ten points! I'm so good at the JSA Points Game!
by actdir January 8, 2010
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pride points

Points that are used for betting when poor college students don't want to bet with their money. Every person only starts with one million pride points.
"Yo, g, I'll bet you all my pride points that Boston College will beat Clemson by triple digits."

"Hell yeah, I'll take that bet. There's no way that will happen."
by Billy Leonard January 11, 2009
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fifa points

I was gonna buy some Fifa points until I realized they cost more than my soul
by Mattiscool27 January 2, 2016
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Boyfriend Points

When the man does something correct and the girl gain respect for him
Girl: wow you get some Boyfriend points for knowing all of that about me
by Thadius thunder thighs August 16, 2016
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