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peached

The act of being defeated, pummeled, downright destroyed, or having your world rocked by a force greater than you.
Hey, I just saw you kill that guy at basketball. Man, he got PEACHED!

Dude, you just got PEACHED at scrabble.
by Jigglypuff94 August 22, 2008
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preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit
by buzzR February 17, 2008
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Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”
by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020
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The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.
The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.
by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011
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Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
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Peak Album Preacher

When someone listens to the most popular album by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.
Adam: OMG just listened to Nevermind by Nirvana. They are the best band everrr I'm gonna call everyone and tell them to download this.

Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.
by Rvince May 31, 2009
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