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Harry Potter Nerd-off

When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.
Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?

Next day:

Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!
by Craazy Angel April 3, 2011
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Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.
Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.
by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.
Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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Pottermore

A website that is technological proof that:
Harry Potter will never end
JK Rowling doesn't even need to announce another book to make millions of fans foam at the mouth and cry in anticipation of something
Pink can actually be a lovely color
Pottermore: Coming Soon

pottermore.com
by Raibean June 16, 2011
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Potter Noob

(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.

Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic
Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.
by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011
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Harry James Potter

the most prettiest, beautiful, and kindest person ever. although he may have anger issues he is possibly the best human being. also, he deserves the biggest hug in the world.👏
example: “harry james potter can literally run me over and i’d thank him”
by lol okay??? May 6, 2021
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Potterhead

For all you poor muggles and squibs who have no idea the wow-ness of Harry Potter, a Potterhead is part of the best fandom in the world. Potterheads have read ALL the books, watched the movies, and were annoyed that Harry Potter himself did not use the Elder wand to fix his own. Potterheads are those who know who Peeves and Winky are, are found to say 'always' and have a slight panic attack when hearing the words magic or giant. Also, Potterheads can be found trying to bring children into the fandom and (usually) read or write fanfictions. Potterheads are known for the amount of online friends they have and the lack of real friends.
A: Hagrid is such a weirdo.
B (Potterhead): WHAT TF YOU JUST SAY YOU OFFEND HAGRID YOU OFFEND ME IMMA GO GET GRAWP ON YOU (etc. etc.)
A: Who's Grawp?
B: OMG JUST DONT EVEN TALK TO ME
by Potterscrinator September 26, 2013
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