Postal bait

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.

That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.

by The reee man March 10, 2023

Postal Two

Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.

Or something to that effect.

"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"

or:

"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."

by Mr.Trails124 November 18, 2023

postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect

i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER

by napalmontoast May 25, 2025

going postal

originally coined from a series of real life shootings in the postal service, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going postal is usually trivial. also, means person on psychiatric meds that is off their pills.

after finding her computer's wallpaper had been changed again, Jane went postal on her fellow workers.

by Foozi100 August 17, 2005

the postal service

A kick-ass band, similar to Death cab for cutiie, but with more of an upbeat. They have an album called "Give Up" If you wanna check 'em out, listen to "Such Great Heights", "Sleeping in", "We will become silhouettes", and "This Place is a Prison"

I can't stop listening to The Postal Service

by KillaTM January 7, 2006

the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.

the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.

by sammy____ September 13, 2006

going postal

When someone gets uncontrollably angry, often to a point of violence, usually in a workplace

After finding out Mark had another hour added to his 4 hour mail delivery shift, He brought a gun into work the next day and was reportedly going postal on fellow workers and customers

by NickBaggss March 4, 2016