Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020

pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018