french porkchops

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008

porkchoppin'

When a male slowly creates a sexual relationship with any given woman. Taking a little piece at a time.

That guy is abstinent, but he says he's just porkchoppin' that hoe.

by Ano Nymous June 22, 2008

dirty porkchop

when two guys get together an slap there small cocks on a pork chop and then perform anal sex while eating the precum glazed porkchop

tim hey do you want to have anal sex?
booger yah man. lets do a dirty porkchop

by tom jones 3 December 10, 2012

porkchop

swallowing cum when giving a blow job (since cum has the same amount of protein as a pork chop)

Friend 1: "Are you hungry?"

Friend 2: "Naw, I got a porkchop from Billy earlier."

by sarafinn October 1, 2008

Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

porkchop sandwich

Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."

Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!

by R. Ramalama ding dong January 14, 2008