portia

portia is the name of a girl who teleports everywhere. you never see her arrive, and you never see her leave. she's just either there or she isn't. she probably doesn't exist in real life, she only exists when she needs to be there but in reality she's not even real. she also doesn't know the meaning of personal space, she literally teleports next to you and is literally just sitting there. she's literally a jumpscare. she's also really weird and posts her ugly feet on her insta and also posted a selfie where you can literally see the tank of the toilet in the background. also you don't pronounce it as por-sha, in this case you actually pronounce it literally how it's spelled - port-i-a.

"oh my god, you scared me! you literally teleported here out of nowhere! stop being such a portia!"

by a hairball August 10, 2023

Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021

Dirty Portia

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.

Guy 1: “Dude did you just dirty portia me?”

Guy 2: Fap Fap Fap Fap

by Ted_Mosby_Architect August 23, 2021