Pootie Douche

A verbally pouting and over confident individual.

He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.

Pootie Douche by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018

Pootie Tang 

wordSah-Dah-Tay/word!

Kappa-chow!!

Pootie Tang by brahm2 September 28, 2003

pootie tang 

A slang term for vagina derived from the Latin root word poot, which means vagina, and tan, which means tight. Thus inferring that pootie tang means tight vagina.

Also called, vagina, puusy, pussy willow, wild forest, home of the Clit, Tamer of the G-spot, the "trick" in "whoop dat trick", tight 'n firm, pinky, cunt, hair pie, tuna taco, poonani, vertical smile, beaver, va jay jay, whisker biscuit, bearded clam, slice of heaven, love button, meat tamer, loose meat sandwich, poonany, down there, La La, vaj, and roast beef curtains.

Johnathan said to his friend Mike, "Damn, mike, look at that chick's pootie tang. I'd hit that anyday."

pootie tang by Goldee December 30, 2008

Pootie Tang 

The best ultimate player ever.

Pootie Tang made a sweet bid for that disc.

Pootie Tang by JDOC13 December 21, 2008

pootie tang 

pootie tang is what a woman has between her legs for sexual pleasure.

Im going out tonight, and hopefully get some pootie tang.

pootie tang by uknow-it March 29, 2009

pootie wootie

a term used to refer to the vagina when around little kids. PW for short.

"You went pee pee all by yourself! Did you remember to wipe your pootie wootie??"

pootie wootie by that'smymiddlename December 6, 2009

Pootie Queen 

Being a straight pootiequeen. Often males who display both homosexual and straight qualities. You must follow pootie queen by someones name and elevate your voice at the end of your sentance so yousoundliketHIS.

"hey guys i gotta 30, can i come in?"

"nohooperisfuckinwEAK"

"yo fuck you pootie queen cOMPASS"

Pootie Queen by stephenfriedland October 2, 2011