poopspeckle

a speckle of poop on a mans cock or tongue after ripping a girls asshole apart with his cock or giving her a rim job

dude i was tearing up my chicks asshole and she left poopspeckles on my tongue

by poopspeckle June 28, 2009

popsickle

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.

The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.

by danclay February 4, 2008

poopsicle

a chocalety substance that comes out of the anal area that goes on a stick and put in either the refridgerator or freezer and is good for anytime.

we have winterfrsh and mint poopsicle

by jack October 23, 2003

Poopsicle

1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.

1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.

by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009

Poopsock

Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.

Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.

Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!

by theREALharryjones August 10, 2010

poopsicle

a more appropriate term for "shit", "damn", "crap" or "fuck" usually said when upset or frusterated.

Poopsicles, I forgot what i was going to say...

by mmmyyrraa October 18, 2010

poopsicle

When you crap on a stick. Then you may wet it and freeze it, but the main thing is the crap on a stick

My, my, what a delicious poopsicle

by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004