politician

(n) one who has the ability to spend a large amount of time talking, without saying anything, and meaning even less.

"Did you understand a word he just said?"
"Of course not, it's a politician."

by bugsplat May 06, 2010

politicians

someone who wears a hat when they crap so that they know which end to wipe!

they have no sense of humor.

you will never see politicians at a comedy lounge

by speghetti_face December 11, 2007

politician

a piece of shit who has no idea whats good for regualr working- class people just himself and his rich friends. The politician has never spent 1 minute in the real world and makes up ridiculous policies and raises taxes so high so he can go to europe in the summer.

Oh yeah they lie all the time too

dude! this pack of cigarettes is $10
thank new jersey's politicians

by money bagz May 08, 2007

politician

The world's second oldest profession. Which is probably the reason why does it have so much in common with the first one.

A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.

by Kvigzog June 11, 2009

politicians

suck my balls...............

politicians suck my balls

by Satanists will burn in hell February 17, 2005

politicians

see witchcraft or practioners thereof

politicians are gay,orgiastic,pedophiles who condone slavery

by common sense June 29, 2004

politician

would kill there own mother for a bigger slice of cake/power/pussy (add the relevant incentive)whatever there party affilliation.

see also:liar, shit licker, cum junkie

oops, i've stepped in some politician,i'll never get it off my shoes - i feel sullied.

by uk today August 06, 2003