Pushing Cloth

Pushing Cloth is when you are busting for a crap, and it starts poking its head out of the cave.

Damn it man how much longer are you gonna be I'm pushing cloth out here

by london che February 10, 2006

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

Pushing D

When a boy named Michael pushes his erect cock into a boy named Dan and Pete’s plump ass.

Mike said he’s Pushing D tonight before he gets on Fortnite

by Choched Mongoose January 21, 2022

Pushing a Cocoon

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.

“OMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!”

by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022

Pushing p

an act of male gender sucking another male dick or male getting fucked from behind

sam “im pushing p”
abby “so u like sucking dick?”

by Deepthroatingqueen January 18, 2022

pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006