by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022
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Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
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Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!
by dave!7 February 5, 2009
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Get the pity mug.Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
by Neel Vora July 13, 2006
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1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
by WadaTah November 23, 2003
Get the I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine mug.Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
by astridstone April 19, 2008
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