pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

by haakki March 08, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

by threnodyangelfire July 02, 2006

PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

by Politkon Zoan March 31, 2005

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

by King of Canada April 10, 2006

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 02, 2008

pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 05, 2006