Booty Picker

when your finger nails are too short from biting them, that the top of your nail is your skin cause you really don't have any nails and if you wanted to pick your booty it wouldn't hurt

YO GIRL, YOU GOT BOOTY PICKERS.

by bootypickers. October 22, 2009

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.

OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

corn picker

A person of mid west American origin. A person who picks corn. Southern person for the US.

Back in Alabama we had about 4 or 5 good old boy corner pickers, to help me with the year's harvest.

When I was a boy I helped my father pick corn. He said I was a good corn picker.

by Equal crack September 8, 2015

Berry Picker

1. a person without the means to provide meat for their partner.
2. a person lacking masculinity

All you women out there; quit asking other men for moose meat. You snagged a berry picker. You made your bed, now starve in it

by Littlebigtoe00 October 15, 2021