flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.

After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.

by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021

the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

by A nd December 30, 2022

Piñata

When you cum inside of a girl, punch her in the stomach, and your jizz explodes out of her pussy.

My pullout game was weak, so I hit Stacy with the piñata.

by scott&john June 18, 2017

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015

piñata

letting a fat chick ride your dick as candy falls out of her fat

Me and Debby had a piñata last night.

by camtrill June 4, 2016

concrete piñata

Something you are not looking forward to doing or seeing.

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.

by IronSam March 19, 2014