National give your favorite person a hoodie day.

National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.

Girl: "Today is National give your favorite person a hoodie day."
Guy: "Here take my hoodie."

by PedroWilko September 24, 2019

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020

Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception

Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day

by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020

Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023