paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

by Risky July 19, 2003

Paranoid

A fucking awesome song by Black Sabbath, on their album Paranoid.

Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify

Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!

I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late

by Disciple of Limecat December 10, 2004

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

Paranoid Supreme

A alternative term for marijuana.

I'm going to buy some Paranoid Supreme after school later wanna burn one?

by ItsCyberWolf November 2, 2016

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

parranoids

The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?

by Joseph Kerr March 4, 2008

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010