pavelitis

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

by PRG123 June 21, 2015

being pavelled

(sl.) getting rekt by insane rng. Usually used when a babbling book is involved, winning you the hearthstone tournament.

Oh damn, im being pavelled!
Also;

AmnesiaSC got pavelled twice in a row

by BugInAPipe November 21, 2016

Aaron Pavel

He is simply Aaron Pavel. Nothing else can describe him

Man 1: Hi, what's your name?
Aaron Pavel: I'm Aaron Pavel.
Man 1: OMG.

by pavelstein February 01, 2021

Pavel Pavlyuk

The most emotionless guy on Earth!

"You're the sweetest guy I've ever met."
Anyone on the planet: Thank you! You are so kind to me!
Pavel Pavlyuk: ok

by girlsgogames November 23, 2021

Paveled

The act of coming online many times and not replying to somones message for a while.

"Ugh..."
"You ok girl?"
"No he paveled me..."

by brambleberrypies December 29, 2023

To Pavelize

To walk and creep aimlessly; To strive not to cockblock; To surround oneself with Asian friends

I was attempting to study in the lounge, but he perceeded to pavelize by the window.

by Hail Russia May 17, 2010

Pavel Rytsikau

People with this name have a massive shlong.

Damn, Pavel Rytsikau is packing

by Jake salet December 02, 2020