A magical animator who brings joy in every one of their videos. They're an animation who isn't very popular but has 100-500 subs. Kind, amazing and overall just a lovely person.
Person 1: "Hey, you seen the new Rebellious Pastry video?
Person 2: "Crap!" " I missed it, I'll watch it now."
Person 2: "Crap!" " I missed it, I'll watch it now."
by ASFZH December 9, 2021
Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
by Johnnybertone March 27, 2014
The webcam site doesn't allow penetration in free chat, so the most Candie Cane could do to Paradise was frost the pastry.
by bCamden December 31, 2011
by Oscar Blues June 5, 2015
I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!
by skcks November 9, 2010
The end result of pulling out and squirting semen on your partner's ass crack making an anal pastry.
by Champion Fit June 26, 2008
A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
by Sir Anus splatter September 11, 2006