Parker is usually to unique. You hurt somebody that care about or love and you better be prepared for a very aggressive person. Parker has a great sense of humor, they will make you laugh . They are funny but yet understanding.Parkers will always have your back as long as you got theirs. Any girl would be lucky to have a Parker. Parkers make a amazing boyfriends, and are very loyal.
Girl: have you heard about the chick is friends with a Parker
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???
Girl: she so lucky
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???
Girl: she so lucky
by Rockzz Rockz October 2, 2019
Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.
Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
by Billsnation June 2, 2017
Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
by koala killer from heavan November 21, 2013
Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022
Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
by Thethreesomegirl March 13, 2019
Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
Guy 2: "Don't!"
by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 16, 2010
Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
by P.k.original November 19, 2016