When time is a serious issue, a gentleman may need to perform life's two basic pleasurable necessities simultaneously. The first of these would be masturbation. The second is the expulsion of last night's kebab(or other equally gut-rotting cuisine) through the rear orifice.
"I was running late for work this morning, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have a pappendorff. Fantastic!"
by Ricardo Verdi July 23, 2008
Get the Pappendorff mug.A Pappani is what one would call someone who is a short Italian that is also a incredible cook, his foods are always the most delectable items on the menu day in and day out.
"Man that dude is a Pappani isnt he i just had some of his food and I think im having a party in my mouth"
by Mr.SlothingTon III December 10, 2020
Get the Pappani mug.Stalked and photographed by paparazzi, as cited in article about Elon Musk and children by "thethings."
However, Musk has regularly been papped out and about with his children, together with current girlfriend Grimes, and ex-girlfriend Amber Heard posted a photo online of him playing with his older sons.
--from thethings.com
--from thethings.com
by Ilsa.Chumwallah October 22, 2022
Get the Papped mug.Honestly the worst insult known to mankind, this word is known to destroy planets in seconds, was thought to have been the reason the Big Bang happened...
>ur mum gae
>ur dad lesbian
>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa
>**universe explodes**
>no survivors
>ur dad lesbian
>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa
>**universe explodes**
>no survivors
by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018
Get the u fappa to pappa mug.by Bring that Azz here boiii February 20, 2019
Get the yo yo yo whats pappin' mug.A cute pet-name that girls can call their boyfriends or guy friends. Compared to what Latinos may call guys they know , doesnt neccessarily mean daddy .
Hii pappi !
by blonde.brunnette May 24, 2010
Get the pappi mug.by Kestas January 15, 2004
Get the to get papped mug.