Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

by UrbanPreTeen January 21, 2011

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 January 19, 2018

possessive

Possessive is demanding someone's total attention and love. Wanted to controll someone.

"as soon as she'd been out with a guy a few times, he'd get possessive"

by Frances Gutierrez November 10, 2022

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 02, 2023

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 09, 2020

adverse possession

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.

In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.

by QuacksO June 07, 2020

Adverse Possession

Commonly called squatters rights, or acquisitive prescription.

It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed

Hey you can't live there jackass I liv-

Dude living in my home: Adverse possession bitch!!!

by Sebby294 March 24, 2024