Pillsbury showdown

Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads

During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first

by Stout biscuit August 22, 2019

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Pillsbury Dough Girl

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out

1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018

Pillsbury best

Putting in a lot of effort. A cute way of saying you tried hard

Libbie said she tried her Pillsbury Best to finish her homework.

by Lulululu90 September 10, 2016

PILLSbury

The act of covering an assortment or grouping of prescription or non legal pills in substrate, or athin layer of soil, in hopes of concealing it from parent, authorities,or Mr.Rogers.or Bernardo

Yo u better PILLSbury.here comes bernardi

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

Pillsbury

A fucking retard that takes everything way too seriously. They are the main reason why gen z is so offended at everything.

Justin: Hey jake, do you know who joe is?

Jake: No, whos joe?

Justin: joe mama!!!

Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?

*Jake walks away*

Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury

by Memeplex September 3, 2021

pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

by inteus May 18, 2014