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permacool

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.
by erik chisholm August 1, 2008
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permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .
It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.
by adambluekc June 5, 2015
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Perma-slam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.
I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.
by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021
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publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018
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perma-summer

Weather that is summer-like year-round.
It's perma-summer in Tampa.
by richardc020 January 1, 2013
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the periscope

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)
I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.
by John Paul VII August 26, 2012
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the perks of being a wallflower

a book for anyone who feels disconnected, unable to connect, alone/ lonely, unapreciated and sad.
the story of a boy named charlie and his most intamite thoughts shared with an anonymous friend by letters. the right connection for an introvert.
the perks of being a wallflower is a must read for anyone sensitive.
exerpts from the perks of being a wallflower
"I feel infinite."
"I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning."
by ksenija May 13, 2006
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