Preston Parmesan is Tim Cheese's nephew and Justin Cheddar's son. Unlike most mice, Preston Parmesan grew up in the sewers of Paris. Rumor has it that Preston Parmesan showed Ratatouille the ropes before he became a well-renowned chef. Once Ratatouille became successful, he hired Anton Ego to curb stomp Preston Parmesan.
Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.
by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025
Get the Preston Parmesanmug. by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015
Get the Parmesan Penismug. Someone who processes with the raunchest of acts went ot come to sexual before crossing the line, sniffing feces encrusted undies, drinking urine, and furries
Holy camoly those furries are absolutely committing acts of dirty parmesan, need a stomach pump APAS mans been guzzling to much pee
by Harangue, Gus, Wangchungus November 5, 2020
Get the Dirty parmesanmug. A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.
If you’re dating an Italian girl
and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
by *Ryan September 13, 2025
Get the Parmesan Pinchmug.