by oneeyelash12 August 18, 2025
Get the parmesan mug.A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.
If you’re dating an Italian girl
and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
by *Ryan September 13, 2025
Get the Parmesan Pinch mug.It is a cheese like substance that your penis creates after not being washed for around two months.
It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
Person 1 Yoooo dude have you tried dick parmesan?
Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
by niggaballsinyourmouth February 25, 2025
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Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.
by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025
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