chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
by Thetruthsayer1982 January 08, 2018
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Chase parkinson

Always spoils the joke, ruins everything, and has a small dick. I mean theirs a reason why he doesn’t get girls. If I had a way to describe him it would be nazi cause he is obsessed with hitler and is a cardinals bandwagon.
You fucking chase parkinson, you will never go to college.
by Brett Schartner November 28, 2021
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Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.
When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!
by Bezos said so April 30, 2021
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Sexual Parkinson

After a solid sex session, when either male our female get the shaky legs. Usually post orgasm
The sex must've been good. I can feel your Sexual Parkinson's acting up
by Justin Urass February 25, 2014
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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
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parkinsons skank out

Dancing to Dub Step. The dance consist of alternative arm flailing followed by a forward jolt of the head to the beat of the music.

Invented by Oli C
Person 1: "Mate thats a phat beat!"
Person 2: "Give it the parkinsons skank out!"
by jimnablazed July 14, 2009
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Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 18, 2018
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