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BBC Lockdown

When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.
That's it Ayden! I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 3 weeks for touching Jean too much!
by jacobtyso April 6, 2023
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Chick lockdown

When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
Hey, check out Robert, all these girls around him... he's totally in a chick lockdown!
by bassman_10 March 1, 2009
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Love lockdown

Kanye West song Love Lockdown (c)2008

Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it

"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
I dont love her, but she loves me. I can't get out of this relationship, she's has a love lockdown.
by xkevinsmith@gmail.com November 4, 2008
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love lockdown

see Jessica & Jenni keeping their love lockdown
by JJRS December 18, 2008
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Media Lockdown

The period of time from when you turn your Mobile Phone, radio, TV and Laptop off and try to avoid all forms of Media before you manage to get home and watch the Sports game you recorded earlier in the day.
Richard "Hey, Charlie Bruv... Media Lockdown on Wednesday for the England game i'm recording?"

Charlie "AAAAH FACK YEH!!!"
by Unclerico1979 June 19, 2010
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Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
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Lockdown Syndrome

..... the feeling of depression and sadness because there is a mandatory "stay at home" mandate from the government. You cannot do what you would normally do in a normal day because you are not to leave your home, the restaurants are closed for dine-in and social gatherings are prohibited. This was brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic at the end of 2019 and most of 2020. Coined by Edward Veneracion on March 27, 2020, California, USA.
I think I have the "Lockdown Syndrome" , because I am feeling depressed because I cannot go out of my house and do the normal things I like to do nor can I socialize with my friends...
by EdwardTheRealtor March 27, 2020
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