When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.
by jacobtyso April 07, 2023
When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
by bassman_10 March 01, 2009
Kanye West song Love Lockdown (c)2008
Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it
"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it
"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
by xkevinsmith@gmail.com September 20, 2008
by JJRS December 11, 2008
During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 02, 2021
by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 24, 2020
“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.
A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 23, 2020