Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

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Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no particular hole and or spot, then proceed to eat your own pizza.

Also known as Olsoning yourself or getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his mouth and then he dirty olsoned me while French kissing.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

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Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no
particular hole and or spot, then
proceed to eat your own jizz.

Also known as 0lsoning yourself or
getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his
mouth and then he dirty olsoned me
while French kissing

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

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