Olsoned

To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it. (A figure of speech)

I'd rather get Olsoned out here in the middle of nowhere then lose face in front of my friends and family.

by OlsonForPres2012 February 18, 2010

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

Frank Olson

1)A real bad trip, normally induced by LSD, but can be used for bad trips caused by any other psychedelic drug.

2)someone who frequently has bad trips.

1.

Alfredo: Hey man are you okay?
Nathaniel: Nah man I'm having a real Frank Olson right now.

2.

Charles: Yo whatsup with Nathaniel over in the corner? He looks like he's having a pretty shitty trip?
Alfredo: Yeah man, this always happens, the dudes a regular Frank Olson.

by Nathaniel springblimper June 14, 2011

oldonna

Oldonna is referred to Madonna because she is old and not relevant in pop music industry anymore.

-Hey! I'm listening to "Hung Up" by Madonna.
-You mean by Oldonna?

by laboftaras December 29, 2017

Olson

Extremely fat, yet still manages to be superficial and critical when it comes to the appearance of others.

"Hey, look at that fat chick!!"- Olson
"Yeah... Lose a hundred pounds or so, and then we'll talk about who's fat, ok?"- normal kid

by lovemetender49 April 15, 2011

Olsonerist

Someone who is extremely obese, stubborn. Has no sex life and has a common practice with inpregnating goats.

David constantly flirts with blow up sheep, he must be some kind of Olsonerist.

by Adam Marshall April 7, 2003

Olsoning

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015